Ugly Baby Tracker — the utilitarian baby tracker
Two tired parents recording their sleeping baby's routine at midnight

A practical second brain for new parents

Remember less.
Notice more.

Feeds. Sleep. Nappies. Growth. All the tiny facts you are absolutely expected to remember on three hours’ sleep, kept neatly in one place.

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Quick setup · Works in your browser · No app-store pilgrimage

One calm place for

  • Sleep
  • Feeds
  • Nappies
  • Pumping
  • Growth

The useful bits, kept simple

Because “when did they last…?” is already doing too much work.

Ugly Baby Tracker keeps the day’s practical details close without turning parenthood into a performance dashboard. No fancy UI elements and sliders, just hit save.

Log it and forget it

Record sleep, wakes, feeds, poops, pees, pumps, allergens, weight, and height in a few taps. For high-flying parents, times always display locally, wherever you happen to be.

Mobile tracker controls for logging poop, set-down and wake-up events

See the shape of a day

Timelines and weekly sleep patterns turn a blur of entries into something you can actually scan.

Seven-day sleep calendar with overnight sleep blocks from Thursday through Tuesday

Keep only what matters

Hide fields your family has outgrown. The tracker gets simpler as your baby gets bigger.

Customize Fields menu with breast, nappy, feed and sleep tracking options

Put growth in context

Plot weight and height over time, with age-based centile charts ready when you want the wider view.

Mobile Weight Over Time chart showing Flynn's measurements and recent growth

Know where you are in the rhythm

See the last completed sleep, a nap still in progress, and how long your baby has been awake without doing tired-parent arithmetic.

Tracker summary showing last sleep duration, current sleep duration and time awake

Built for more than one small person

Create separate child profiles, each with its own records, preferences and gloriously unpredictable routine.

Two child profile tabs above the selected child's latest tracker entries

Invite another pair of hands

Bring trusted caregivers into the same family so they can view and add records, while child and account controls stay with the owner.

Caregiver invitation form with an email field and Create invitation button

Your data comes with you

Download a child’s profile, preferences, allergen progress and complete record history as CSV or JSON whenever you want your own copy.

Data portability panel with Export CSV and Export JSON buttons

Track food introductions

Mark each food as it is introduced, build up to five tries, and see progress at a glance without relying on sleep-deprived memory.

Food introduction tracker showing progress for hazelnuts, pecans and Brazil nuts

Delete everything when you’re done

Take a full export first if you want one, then permanently delete your account and everything stored with it.

Danger zone explaining permanent account and data deletion with a Delete Account and Data button

Read time like a tired parent

Switch the overview to plain language like “Today, about 2 hours ago” or “Yesterday, about 10 hours ago”. Turn it off whenever you want the exact local date and time instead.

Relative Time switch enabled above the Customize Fields menu, with the latest poop shown in natural language

A closer look, no commitment required

Try the demo!

Take the tracker for a quick spin and see how the useful details sit together when the day is a little too full.

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Ugly Baby Tracker dashboard on a phone showing child profiles, recent routine summaries and quick record buttons
A practical little dashboard for the middle of the night.

Feature list

The whole lot.

Useful, not fancy

  1. Routine logging

    Feeds · sleep · nappies · pumps · weight · height

  2. Dashboard

    Latest events · elapsed time · current sleep · starting breast

  3. Flexible fields

    Per-child display preferences

  4. Timeline

    24-hour summary · weekly sleep pattern · event filters

  5. Growth

    WHO weight and height centiles

  6. History

    Local timestamps · measurements · delete mistakes

  7. Food introductions

    Grouped allergens · five tries each

  8. Child profiles

    Separate records · archive · restore · delete

  9. Shared care

    Invite carers to view and add records

  10. Data ownership

    CSV / JSON export · permanent deletion

  11. Relative time

    Natural-language dates · approximate elapsed time · exact local time on demand

Nothing hidden in the small print.

  • Pretty
  • Another app to install

A small, honest origin story

Made by two parents who needed the answer at 3 a.m.

This began as one family’s no-fuss tracker: fast enough for the middle of the night, clear enough for the morning after.

We just needed something that was simple and worked. We didn't want another app on our phones. We didn't want to hand over our Photo Library or Contacts to some massive corporation. Just a simple mobile-friendly webpage, built entirely for us.

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Three ways to pay. No feature maze.

The whole tracker,
for your whole tiny era.

From 4.99 a month

Choose monthly, save two months with annual billing, or support the mission once and keep access for life.

  • Unlimited routine entries
  • Multiple child profiles
  • Timelines and growth charts
  • Customisable tracking fields
  • Access from your signed-in devices
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Good questions

Before you hand us the nap data.

Do I have to track everything?

Absolutely not. Hide any fields that are not useful to you and bring them back later if your routine changes.

Can I track more than one child?

Yes. Each child gets an independent profile, history and set of visible tracking fields.

Who handles payment details?

Stripe hosts the checkout page and securely handles your card information. Ugly Baby Tracker doesn't ever see your card details.

For the beautiful, badly documented blur

You look after the baby.
We’ll remember the timestamps.

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